Skip to main content

Prisoner Of The Golden Headband

Modifier name of constellation son wukong from omniscient reader's viewpoint. One of the most powerful being in the universe
Constellation prisoner of the golden headband is looking at you
by Father of rich night May 31, 2022
mugGet the Prisoner Of The Golden Headband mug.

Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle
Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle
mugGet the Golden raisin mug.

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
mugGet the Golden Floor mug.

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
by CBHORNY April 10, 2022
mugGet the golden cherry spritzer mug.

Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
“Your very golden, Emma.”

Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
I know.”
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022
mugGet the Golden mug.

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
mugGet the Golden-Alpaca Moment mug.

golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...
Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...
by fookme April 19, 2004
mugGet the golden mouse club mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email