Elbow block

The act of blocking anything bad in your life.

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.

by got a little sexual October 14, 2017

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Dyke Block

The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.

I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.

by Aaron The Terrible June 11, 2017

Big Block

In many cities, the size of each city block is standardized. There may be 8 or 10 blocks per mile, for example, in the downtown area. In many suburbs, or other areas, you will find places where you would expect there to be a cross-street, but it was omitted, leading to an extra-long walk or drive before encountering a cross street. This is described as a "big block," so you know what to expect when you are in the area.

Get off the bus at the hospital. You'll need to walk three big blocks south until you get to Elk Grove Avenue, my street.

I love walking in Rio, because it has such big blocks, full of nice buildings!

by Embroidery Fan June 16, 2017

Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.

Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."

by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017

Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.

I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....

by Chest tanks June 19, 2017