by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
Get the Duffy my Texas mug.When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.
- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
by ramer561 September 1, 2025
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by KarlKox September 10, 2025
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