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Duffy my Texas

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.
by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
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Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.
- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
by ramer561 September 1, 2025
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Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.
If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.
by KarlKox September 10, 2025
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Texas Spittoon

When during anal intercourse, you pull out and spit your Copenhagen in the hole and then proceed to resume intercourse.
I gave Anne a Texas Spittoon last night, and she hit me for it.
by Johnny Jerry September 11, 2025
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A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope
Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025
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texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
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Texas cocktion

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.
They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.
by Alias intern September 19, 2025
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