want cookies

A term meaning wanna eat my pussy like it's cookies

Hey Todd want cookies

by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019

cookie

a dick move.

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.

by escalante September 29, 2019

COOKIE

It's actually another term for baterang but still. It's a cool way of saying baterang.

Yo Tom, tomarro am going to yeet this COOKIE at the back of your skull.

by Yo Tom got cookies October 3, 2019

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

cookie

when someone’s very baked and gets high a lot

ale’s so baked he’s a cookie

by $$yd October 12, 2019

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018