half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

half slap

when you slap or get slapped by a person or dwarf owning a hands of a baby

Cody: I will slap you with these baby hands
Cliff: You mean half slap dontcha?

by bamdalam September 16, 2011

Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 4, 2018

thirty-seven and a half

Well, thirty-seven and a half is thirty eight minus 2 plus 1.5. Simple, right?

I have thirty-seven and a half dollars

by Oissseeac. July 26, 2017

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 5, 2017