beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina

Tom was bush-beating clair.

by dak280 March 23, 2020

Beat it

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"

2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982

3: Chris Brown's motto

4: something you can't do in November

1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.

2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.

3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.

4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row

by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020

beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020

Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter

My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.

by Ernfern May 11, 2020

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020