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by CLawDeeAww February 12, 2018
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toms uncle

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
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Tom

Tom is a guy who listen to 187. He plays football and is a huge fan of the club MSV Duisburg. He stands up for his Rights and tries to defend himself in any situation. His dreamjob is to become a reporter of a huge company.
No example for Tom
by AnonymousKnowsEverything January 2, 2017
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Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.
by 23EZ February 4, 2017
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tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
by tom brian February 6, 2017
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Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
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Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.
He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.
by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012
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