Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton

" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025