Fuck you land

A large acreage of untouched bushland bought to prevent developers building ugly shit and destroying the beautiful land with their capitalistic greed.

My friend bought a beautiful block of fuck you land down south.

by BlueMeanEyes February 12, 2026

fucked and tucked

When a person has been to an orgy, gangbang or other filthy debaucherous event, And still manages to arrive home on time and get to bed early.

dude 1: hey bro, how was last nights event.

dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.

dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.

by a_fool February 12, 2026

Flat fuck

Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.

Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 12, 2026

fuck-nut

a person of questioning who lacks iq points

"Jon thom is such a fuck-nut he cant comprehend simple questions"

by swaggiest.swagger February 13, 2026

VR get the fuck off

VR get the fuck off means someone who has told a person to get off the VR or the virtual reality headset

VR get the fuck off, bro as in get off the VR

by Greadbree February 15, 2026

A fucking Roblox burrito

chipotle burrito can fucking cause one hell of a mess

Human 1: try a fucking Roblox burrito human 2: yes

by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026

Captain fuck a lot

A man who is the captain of fucking alot of people

“Ain’t that your man”. “Nah that’s Captain fuck a lot”

by Ririxfeed February 17, 2026