keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Toe Stink!

What my sister exclaims when she sees toes.

Oh Toe Stink!

by Goomba420 March 21, 2023

Camel Toe

The word(s) Camel Toe refers to the shape that is formed on a woman's vagina when her pants are too tight.

L : "dude, Mrs. T has got an epic camel toe"
G : "You Goddamn pervert."

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Toe Mistress

A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky

I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend

by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023

TOE AIDS

UNCURABLE TOE NAIL FUNGUS CAUSED BY WEARING MOTHERS SOCKS.

I WORE MY MOTHERS SOCKS AND NOW I HAVE TOE AIDS..

by TOE AIDS January 19, 2023

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Faux-toe

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.

“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”

by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023