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Ghosting

When someone is online/active but they’re not reading your messages
stop ghosting me”
by Frost836 May 17, 2019
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Ghosted

When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.
1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.
by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019
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Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.
Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
by saskers December 8, 2019
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Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.
Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.
by Burwizzle December 14, 2019
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Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again
Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.
by Xtrzx December 20, 2019
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Tease-ghosting

This refers to a fresh SO saying I will holla at you lata and they never holla
"I'll call you later, baby..." ...3 hours later... 6 hours later... days later... nothing.

Explaining to a friend later..."It was like he was present in my life and said he would be again... but then wasn't... it was almost like tease-ghosting. Not totally MIA because he is still reaching out... but then no call..."
by casecasef August 15, 2019
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Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy
Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!
by Urban Ghost August 20, 2019
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