Eat Ass Go Fast

The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"

Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"

by Borger__ May 27, 2021

the anticipation is eating my spine

a common saying meaning "im so excited/nervous to see what happens next?"

do you think wonder woman really dies in endgame?

idk, but the anticipation is eating my spine

by LilacBrown889 April 19, 2021

Time to eat some ass

A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake

Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.

by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.

"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021

I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.

Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021

Sleepy Feet Don’t Eat

Basically if you sleep too much or procrastinate you won’t get anywhere in life.
-J

Person 1: Dang I missed the time period to register for that thing.

Person 2: Aye man sleepy feet don’t eat

by Kat Right March 1, 2022

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023