Get the sprite toes mug.A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
Get the Chinese Toe Hold mug.A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023
Get the ten fingers ten toes mug.Prosthetic cameltoe an artificial device that
Can be used to extenuate the female anatomy. For girls who cannot sport a cameltoe now can
Can be used to extenuate the female anatomy. For girls who cannot sport a cameltoe now can
Prosthetic camel toe
With my Prosthetic cameltoe now Tina will not be the talk of the party. These can be easily made at home with simple things laying around the house a 2 l plastic soda bottle A 20 oz plastic soda bottle Or for a moose knuckle a 3 l plastic soda bottle. Simply cut out 2 of the bottom nodges sand around the edges and there you go! Prosthetic cameltoe
With my Prosthetic cameltoe now Tina will not be the talk of the party. These can be easily made at home with simple things laying around the house a 2 l plastic soda bottle A 20 oz plastic soda bottle Or for a moose knuckle a 3 l plastic soda bottle. Simply cut out 2 of the bottom nodges sand around the edges and there you go! Prosthetic cameltoe
by balzdp976 October 5, 2023
Get the Prosthetic camel toe mug.A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.
Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?
by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023
Get the TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome) mug.When you have chipped or unpainted toes as a women while wearing opened toed shoes or bare feet. No one wanted to be subjected to that! Paint them things!
by Nosluttoes July 17, 2023
Get the Slut Toes mug.A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.
Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe
Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
by touchofawoman July 24, 2023
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