jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is the smattest”

by Musicloverbish January 25, 2024

Jake foreskin

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F

Your such a Jake foreskin

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

jake

jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024

Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022