David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
Get the David mug.A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
Get the Got David Mendoza-ed mug.David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
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