9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

by Aries giving December 2, 2023

April 7th

It is the day of Cum Celebration

"I can't want for April 7th! It the day of cum!"

by The Written GayLord December 2, 2023

April 21

My favorite person's birthday

"Omg it's April 21, my favorite person's birthday!!!"

by HoneyBee5629 December 17, 2023

April 3

National Jessica Shirley Day

Happy National Jessica Shirley Day it’s April 3

by Healthandsocialchick October 16, 2019