kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Asshole

Nasty

You’re a nasty asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Asshole

Mr Bennett

Mr Bennett is an asshole

by VudumanIsGod December 31, 2021

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out

Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed

by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022