trapped whinge

Another name for pre-menstrual tension (PMT)/when a woman is on her period.

"Your wife was in a foul mood today mate"

"Yeah, I know. It's that time of the month - she has trapped whinge!"

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd August 22, 2011

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

Bear Trap

Thee act of farting into a glass then quickly flipping it upside down on a table to trap the fart for someone to later pick up and smell the roses

So my bitch of a mom took my playboys so i got her with the bear trap, she didn't see it coming

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

duct-trap

When a female has to take a drug test and she gets a male friend with clean urine to pee in her vagina and then she duct tapes it shut, so when she has to drop she can drop clean.

Tina: Hey, Jerry can you give me a duct-trap so I won't drop dirty.

Jerry: sure, but I will probably be flaccid.

by caliconcon13 November 17, 2011

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them

Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap

by lebreezer May 24, 2023