The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022
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by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022
Get the Gamer Shower mug.Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
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Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
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by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022
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