Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

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poopy cakes

Poopy cakes- the Adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could've lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out poopy cakes

1. "Oh crap I messed up, POOPY CAKES!" 2. "Poopy cakes I lost my necklace!"

by SwagIsBagels42 December 29, 2016

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Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.

"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".

by Zombie raper September 17, 2011

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Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

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Cake boy

A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.

Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy

by MetalPhrophet666 May 16, 2022

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Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

by qmef February 5, 2021

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