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Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
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Get the I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》 mug.Of a person: One who is into puppy-play to such a degree that they obediently respond to a dog training clicker either as a sexual or non-sexual form of roleplay.
Often this is in the context of trans puppy-girls.
Often this is in the context of trans puppy-girls.
by Just-A-Trans-Girl February 22, 2025
Get the Clicker Trained mug.An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
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Hey did you hear about what Stephanie did last night?
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
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