texas

a fictional/non-existent place

"Texas isn't real you metallic rod"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024

Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.

Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!

by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024

Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.

Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!

by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024

Texas

The best state in America in my opinion

Everything's bigger in Texas

by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024