post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 30, 2019

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

Str8 Posted

Chillen with the boys

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.

by JrT6532 April 2, 2019

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

Drop posting

When someone shares a post or their website , video or social media accounts without giving any content or dialogue on the post.

Please be sure to add dialogue to your post. We do not allow drop posting.

by Green787 May 23, 2019