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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
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golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
by CBHORNY April 10, 2022
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Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
“Your very golden, Emma.”

Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
I know.”
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Golden snitch

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.
Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!
by Taeskookies November 10, 2020
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Pornsex® Golden Shower

World's best game that makes you climax multiple times while playing it.

Also might be a codeword for heroin addicts.

By Jesus™.
by Jesus™ November 20, 2020
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Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.
Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.
by Saumik November 28, 2020
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