Football Gay

A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.

Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"

by Robloys July 18, 2018

Gay Wario

It’s a very fat blunt often smoked by gangsters or ni🅱️🅱️as

Hey wanna go do a Gay Wario

by Aurbo3 September 26, 2018

Gay af

When something is gay as fuck

Hey look at that Mercedes

Yeah, it looks gay af

by Paulie Gualtieri May 25, 2018

cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.

I am cockroach gay, so you don't matter.

by My username is currently in us July 12, 2019

Slayer is gay

No, it's fucking not!

Unnamed fuck face: "Slayer is gay"
Thrasher: "Get the fuck out of my planet right fucking now or I'll kick you in the fucking face and have a ball.

by Fuckingthrash March 21, 2019

quadruple gay

destruction

there is no way to counter the dreaded quadruple gay

Guy 1: You are heck
Guy 2: You are quadruple gay
Guy 1: *dies instantly*

by nou.exe June 7, 2019

Gay Gremlin

The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you

The question is, do you accept your fate?

I am truly a gay gremlin, and you my friend, are weak.

by Snail_Sketch September 14, 2019