Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.
by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023
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"Man, I can't believe that Felicia is still walking after Derrick gave her a Fire In The Hole."
"I'm Firing In The Hole of Robyn tomorrow."
"I'm Firing In The Hole of Robyn tomorrow."
by NateDog619 May 16, 2008
Get the Fire In The Hole mug.A sexual act in which the male reverse drags his testicles across a male or females face while passing gas.
Derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your testicles and "drag on" someone. You simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) And you have yourself a Fire Breathing Dragon.
Derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your testicles and "drag on" someone. You simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) And you have yourself a Fire Breathing Dragon.
Last night at that party. After you passed out I gave you a Fire Breathing Dragon in front of everyone in the kitchen.
by Banglour July 30, 2014
Get the Fire Breathing Dragon mug.v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.
"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."
by Nicholas' February 2, 2008
Get the Amazon Fire Crotch mug.When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.
by iliketurtles27 March 10, 2011
Get the Chinese Fire Dragon mug.the act of setting a partners genitals on fire (mostly with fuels)
and twisting them until they scream out in pain
and twisting them until they scream out in pain
Ericka : What did you do last night??
Tracy: Well Tim was pissing me off so i gave him a chinese fire twister
Ericka:....
Tracy: Well Tim was pissing me off so i gave him a chinese fire twister
Ericka:....
by Mike Oxiner September 27, 2009
Get the Chinese Fire Twister mug.The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010
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