Emily’s tend to be the alcoholic, wannabe drug users, wild, crazy and party animals. Outside there party shells they tend to be in denial over their own looks even though they look pretty. Occasionally they can be quirky and weird.
by DefinitelyNotKylle July 6, 2021
Get the Emily mug.Emily best known for her eyes and attractive family members. She lives to dance and often you’ll find her driving around in a bug car, watch out for those trucks though. She practices abstinence and has no talent. Cannot do lashes to save her life but is so funny and kind so people just ignore that. Hot dad. Favourite snack, eel. Favourite colours to wear are brown and red. Emily is very adventurous.
person 1: OMG im so inlove with emily can you believe that
person 2: Nah bro id stay away from her she rawdogs
person 2: Nah bro id stay away from her she rawdogs
by jess/jesusluv July 8, 2021
Get the emily mug.When you wait until your ready to date this wonderful girl and when you ask her out she runs away and tells everyone she knows about how much you loved her
Guy 1: Dude theres this really amazing girl and im thinking of asking her out
Guy 2: be careful you might get Emilied
Guy 2: be careful you might get Emilied
by Nashikura Matokato July 9, 2021
Get the Emilied mug.1. Brace yourself for the fictional fever-dream film fest about Emily – a fun-sized fury with a butt that could derail trains and bankrupt thirst traps worldwide. She’s the unicorn every guy’s chasing, but in a hilariously cruel universe glitch, she only lands with the most unworthy schmucks, like bros who clip their toenails in public or ghost their own reflections. Her epic saga of facepalm-worthy choices? First-ballot Hall of Fame immortality – decisions so legendarily lousy, they make Russian roulette seem like a safe bet. Tagged as a “menace with a side of mayhem,” a “Molotov cocktail in mini form,” and “psycho energy” that’s basically a Red Bull-fueled apocalypse, she’s the viral legend you idolize from afar and the cautionary tale that has your grandma clutching her pearls. She brawls with her demons like a non-stop underground fight club in her skull, reigns supreme as the worst driver in recorded history (think penguin on ice skates piloting a rocket), yet she’s loyal AF – the type to go down with the ship even if it’s a flaming kiddie pool. Plug into this crazy at your own peril; it’s the ride that leaves you equal parts exhilarated and filing for emotional bankruptcy.
“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”
by Hellafied February 11, 2026
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