Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)

that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job

by Winston-H November 20, 2025

Mile High, High Five

A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.

Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.

by MileHighFive December 3, 2025

Appalachian high-five

To “nut”(deposit semen) on an unsuspecting person(s), specifically on their back

A man was arrested for doing an “Appalachian high-five on several passengers during a subway commute

by Tone boi December 17, 2025

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Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

twenty eight point five

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.

I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees

by planckc January 21, 2025

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025