The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
Get the The World’s Funniest Joke™ mug.It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 22, 2021
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by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021
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by Larry “Logdog” Logsdon November 26, 2022
Get the World Kiss the Homies Day mug.The Walking Dead: World Beyond is a short spinoff series to the popular AMC series, The Walking Dead. It starts 10 years into the apocalypse and focuses on a strong group, the CRM and a group of four kids. The series has 2 seasons whereas The Walking Dead has 11 seasons. There are many other spinoffs, too. This series makes people wonder if Rick is still alive and where he id because a character called Jadis brings him up in conversation a lot.
“The Walking Dead: World Beyond isn’t as good as The Walking Dead.” Bob said.
“I know.” Ariana replied.
“I know.” Ariana replied.
by georgeisabaddie May 10, 2022
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by A another human October 12, 2022
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