On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".

"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris

by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Tree Licker

Canadian

Those tree lickers live in igloos

by Canadian Troll December 12, 2021

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.

If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!

by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 5, 2022