Sloppy Loppy

When you forget to clean yourself up after a meeting with the bosses and sit down in your chair, then need to change into clean pants.

Shit. I gotta run home, I accidentally did a sloppy Loppy this morning.

by Rodney Carlson December 22, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When a person gives oral sex to another with a mouth full of nicotine chew or dip.

My grandma gave me a sloppy Dallas after I came home from Afghanistan.

by Masn04 January 3, 2023

Sloppy poppin'

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.

My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.

by Cole AJ Man January 5, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A gay blowjob, one man sucking another man's fat juicy penis.

Yo man, a crackhead gave me a sloppy joe for my $2

by 4teencarrot May 8, 2023

Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

Sloppy Loppy

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...

" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"

by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023