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by DasRetard December 5, 2023
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Retarded

by DreamCouhtry72 December 7, 2023
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Psychologically retarded

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded
by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023
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Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.
Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.
by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022
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Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.
by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022
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