Sam: look at the that
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
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Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
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Get the .0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0. mug.Purple Fever is AI chat psychosis. When someone starts losing touch with reality, developing delusions, paranoia, or hallucinations after spending too much time talking with an AI chatbot, often believing it’s real or communicating secret messages.
Named after Kick chatter PurpleFever777.
A California man who illegally landed his small aircraft on a naval base twice and stole a Navy truck after non-stop ChatGPT conversations.
Named after Kick chatter PurpleFever777.
A California man who illegally landed his small aircraft on a naval base twice and stole a Navy truck after non-stop ChatGPT conversations.
What happened to Steve? "Oh he came down with Purple Fever, he talks to his phone all day. He now thinks he's smart or something."
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Get the Purple Bucket mug.A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
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