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post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
by Assaddition November 17, 2019
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Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.
by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019
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Str8 Posted

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.
by JrT6532 April 2, 2019
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painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019
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Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom
by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019
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Drop posting

When someone shares a post or their website , video or social media accounts without giving any content or dialogue on the post.
Please be sure to add dialogue to your post. We do not allow drop posting.
by Green787 May 23, 2019
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