fucked potato

when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

by soggy biskit May 30, 2018

Potato

The best thing ever

Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato

by StrangerFan011 May 31, 2018

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann June 3, 2018

Potatoe

Your ugly friend. The one who is know as the Potatoe of the group.

"That's the Potatoe of the group!"

" those boys/girls are potatoes"

by Pussymossy June 3, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Potato

Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.

Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"

by Devil's second daughter June 4, 2018