Holy Name School

Holy Name School is a K-8 school in San Francisco. It lacks a cafeteria so every student has to eat their food in the slanted courtyard no matter how cold or windy it is, and all risk the chance of getting a concussion from stray basketballs. Mr. McGovern doesn't know what he's teaching. Mr. Contreras has some things he needs to work through before returning to middle school teaching. Ms. Herrera has a strange automobile that was glazed over in pancake syrup, and will call your art racist if it is not up to her standards. There are a few other notable teachers, like the gay Irish 7th grade religion teacher who is actually chill. The school lunch is ass, it used to be decent but after 2018 they really downgraded. The gym was originally built to be a chapel, so it is tiny and not very good of a gym. There's no auditorium so the only stage is also in the gym. The backstage is the size of a closet, so when they force the middle schoolers into their mandatory musical you have to get changed behind the curtains. One of the good things about this school is that the 8th grade trip is to Washington D.C. and NYC. If you make a single sound in the hotel room someone will come and air the place out. But in select circumstances, you can twerk in your hotel room and send the video to everyone in your grade. You start to question whether you are attending a Catholic school by the amount that you will no longer believe in God by the end of it.

Middle Schooler 1: "Yo what school do you go to?"
Middle Schooler 2: "I go to Holy Name School."
Middle Schooler 1: "I am so fucking sorry bro."

by i cant go on </3 January 17, 2026