your mother

something i banged

Jake:I banged your mother yesterday
Brian:But my mother is dead

by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

ur mother

ur motherrr

ur motherrrrrrrrrr

by urmotherrrrrr December 6, 2021

Mother Nezuko

Mother Nezuko is the best mother in motherly history.
She is possibly the most amazing human being on this earth, none can defy her awesomeness.

Mother Nezuko solos you and your favourite, so don't even attempt to be better, cuz you'll fail. MISERABLY.
Mother Nez is also the best future surgeon to, is your Mother the best future surgeon?
Didn't think so.

"What are your thoughts on Mother Nezuko?"
"Oh I thinks she's absolutely incredible dude, her kids must be the luckiest people on earth!"
"Gee, I sure wish she was my mother"

by Ray Overlord May 20, 2022