jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

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Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

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Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is the smattest”

by Musicloverbish January 25, 2024

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Jake foreskin

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F

Your such a Jake foreskin

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

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jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024

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7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

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