clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

air

air is something a human can breth

like
human1: *breths air*
human2: pog

and like:
human: AHHHHHHHHHH *breth* AHHHHHHH

by KieBkool May 4, 2021

RAF Air Marshal

A boomer attracted to planes.

Person1:I met an RAF Air Marshal.
Person2:Did he talk about planes?

by DefinitelyNotSomeone0489 May 5, 2021

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

Adequately aired

The phrase used when your foul beast of a partner has just dropped one like its hot just before you are about to go down on them

Honey......are you adequately aired?
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!

by MOYESTEED2020 July 22, 2022

Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.

Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid

by Tazerchase July 23, 2022

Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.

Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.

by CTOilMan July 26, 2022