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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.
damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
by smyleynine March 27, 2018
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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post nd dip

To go on someone elses account to post on there story, then log out.
Girl 1: wanna post nd dip on each other's accounts?
Girl 2: fashoo why not
by thewickertwinz July 17, 2019
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Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019
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Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes
Babepost me”
Me: stop playing around
by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019
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