eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

by sac job July 16, 2017

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....

Beaney is such a Bust Egg

by Stants Hero April 24, 2016

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

egg

A white rich kid, usually blonde. Someone who has a lot of money.

Person 1: "Who's that guy over there driving the porsche?"
Person 2: "Oh, that egg? He's rich."

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016