Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

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Pornsex® Golden Shower

World's best game that makes you climax multiple times while playing it.

Also might be a codeword for heroin addicts.

By Jesus™.

Boy, I really love Pornsex® Golden Shower.

by Jesus™ November 20, 2020

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Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.

Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

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Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

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Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

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