French Adam

Sex act including an apple and a girl named Eve you shove the apple (forbidden fruit) in either hole then Adam sends his serpent after it.

Hey baby, you ever had a French Adam?

by TheRealAzz June 18, 2021

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

French Kickflip

When you in the bedroom and she's riding your dick and she does a 180 on it and farts

Person 1: "Dude, I was fuckin this girl the other day and she did a french kickflip on it, it was soo hot"
Person 2: "yoo that's sick"

by arcanev4 August 21, 2024

Will French

Ferda Lax God

Ripping bar Africa while Will French chirping the Birds.

by rid2ucebiieqer3u30 September 12, 2024

French yogurt

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole

Lets do a French Yogurt

by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024