Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023

Windy

(noun) a genderless bozo that has depression

My sibling is such a Windy sometimes

by WindyTheWorst May 4, 2023

damn it's windy out here

a saying from the yter SMii7Y

damn it's windy out here

by blooble_ September 4, 2023

windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.

I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024

Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.

After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024

Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth

The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer

by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021