Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023