Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom

Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)

by YT_BlueFro April 22, 2021

Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik March 5, 2011

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

tequila tiernan

The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group

Omg he's going full tequila tiernan

by Pookie One January 12, 2024

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023