squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025

thigh squish

the most epic way to die

i just want a thigh squish right now

by GregHeffley95 February 9, 2025

squish

unlike the squish that means to apply pressure to an object, smushing it. This squish means to want to be friends with someone so much that it's almost a crush, but it's 100 percent platonic

person 1: oh my God, I have such a squish on Oliver.
person 2: I know them, do you want me to introduce you?
person 1: no, I have a feeling they hate me, and I respect them to much to ask them to be my friend

by tottallynotgay February 24, 2025

Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025

Squish

To be hip,Cool,Smart,The underdog.

You're not squish I'm more squish than you,did you see how squish paul was when he beat up jake

by Squisheri April 25, 2024

Squish

To be hip,cool,or the underdog

"I am more squish than you logan get over it"

by Squisheri April 25, 2024