Onus Shift

The process of calling someone that you know is not home, or cannot answer, for the sole purpose of shifting the responsibility of the return call to the other person.

"I called him when he was on the golf course because I knew he wouldn't answer. Classic onus shift."

by Roamin' Polanski July 1, 2008

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phantom shift

Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.

I had a phantom shift today I felt a tail

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

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shift 1

n. Exclaimation point. The result of pressing the <shift> and <1> keys simultaneously.

MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1

by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005

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Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.

Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.

by Shambles299 October 3, 2011

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shift ma

A phrase used in the North of Ireland to fill in gaps in conversations. If you can't think of anything to say, just say SHIFT MA!

Also used to convey excitement about something.

A) What's happening?

Nothing much.

Right.....SHIFT MA!!

B)I passed my exams.

SHIFT MA!

by aseyjokelak May 15, 2008

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