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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Raymond

He is usually very cute and has a very funny sense of humor. And can be really sus with the homies. Also when he gets high he is a totally different person he acts weird and thinks everything is funny. But when it comes to sex his dick Can be 4 inches but knows how to use it.And he is also wanted by every woman and woman fall hard for him. Raymond is very funny even if you are having a bad day he can make you smile. If he is going through something he usually keeps it quiet but when he expresses him self you have to give him a lot of respect.
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poops in socks and shoves it out windows
Raymond Munoz poops in socks & shoves them out windows
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Raymond Ledon

Raymond is the ultimate fiend , loves to start SWAT standoffs, break in to any and every possible place, even his own Mother’s. One of three demon children that roam the streets of Abq in search of infinite beans. He loves to take the souls of cops
Oh look!! Who is that in the black SUV with a stolen shotgun? Don’t worry, it’s just lovely Raymond Ledon.
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Raymond

A really, really, really red person who was grown in a farm
Person 1: I need tomatoes
Person 2: You mean some Raymonds?
Person 1: Yes
by DeFiNiTeLy NoT lIaM November 4, 2019
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Cole Raymond Southgate

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.
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Raymond

A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.
He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.
by chipandsprites November 16, 2020
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