pseudo-hack

The action in which someone hacks a persons account without any actual effort involved, beyond finding their password through means other than software - often through spying on the subject in real life to uncover the password(s).

"Did you hear? Daniel hacked a bunch of Facebook accounts!"
"Nah, he pseudo-hacked 'em. He saw some paper slips laying around his friends' houses that had their passwords and stuff on them."

by B|ue /\/\00|\| October 6, 2011

Pseudo female

Also known as a trap/femboy. They basically resemble pretty girls with flat/small tits and are thicc , but are actually guys and have smol pp.

Astolfo is a pseudo female.

by Saitama 777 November 23, 2021

Pseudo-Intellectual

A dumb person’s idea of a smart person.

This pseudo-intellectual here talks fast and uses big, fancy words, which makes him seem smart to the unintelligent folk.

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Pseudo-Intellectual

A dumb person’s idea of a smart person.

Mr. Pseudo-intellectual over here talks fast and uses long, fancy words, so he seems quite smart to the dumb folk.

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Pseudo Perspective

Pseudo Perspective: an imaginary rule of optics, strongly smelling of the ass it was plucked out of, that sad, basement dwelling, science averse clowns employ, in a desperate and pathetic attempt to prop up their ongoing denial of reality. See Flerfspective

"The whole video of Lake Ponchartrain is pseudo perspective, because of the extreme zoom of the camera compressing the background into the foreground, completely destroying my delusional version of reality into what I desperately call pseudo reality."

by Sammy Rowbotham March 24, 2021

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.

I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.

by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023